July 18th, 2014
How many pairs of LIPS handcuffs do we need to hogcuff Ashley Bulgari and her friend Kate!? You know, those girls from our Xmas update? Six pairs of course! After we handcuffed them with one pair each, they got a little sarcastic. ‘You don’t have 6 pairs, do you?’, Ashley said. Kate was relieved. No hogcuff this time! Then we cuffed their ankles, and handcuffed their wrists to each other. That’s 4 pairs. Still no hogcuffs, but we managed to find 2 more pairs to seal their fates. The girls were disappointed. Especially since we left them there for quite some time (serves them right for being sarcastic).
Everyone should be hog-cuffed at least once to live the greatest moment of their lives.